Thursday, July 30, 2009

HAHAHA

OH HEY I CAN FINALLY POST. HELLO APPLEPIES AND HONEYBEES! the post before the previous post(which is the previous previous post, which is also the unsigned post) was not by me. so it all narrows down to joel. okay firstly, i want to tell everyone about my feelings in this band. seriously, i HATE this band, to the centre of the earth. what in the world was i thinking when i even joined! i have several complains to make, after all the FUTILE jamming sessions. stupid, so stupid.

firstly, mingaun(drummer) sucks and i hate him. because he doesn't like to give me pre-intro tempo counts before i start off with the guitar. it irritates me alot, and wastes a lot of dear time because he HAS to do it no matter what. I WON'T BACK DOWN. next, joellim(guitarist) sucks to hell because this little pony doesn't look at me when he plays the guitar. and he smiles way too much, and yeah, its pretty gay and i dont like it ): oh and he loves girls too much and me no likey likey neither. sucha pain in the (imaginary) vagina. and then the joelchin(bassist), the fucking bastardkia who can irritate anyone in a radius of 100m around him. i keep telling myself its just his hair. his natural, obtained-since-birth, AFRO. with rebonded fringe. with versatile hair roots. wait, maybe it really IS his hair. WAIT, are those naked, weathered strands of contaminated melanin even considered hair? he is very weird. he annoys the shit out of everyone in the jamming studio with his perfect bass tapping solo, which he brandishes every now and then, in every song or no song at all. last and DEFINITELY the least, the samsam(vocalist). he sucks the manjuice out of every living dude in the whole wide world! his hair so long, so many piercings, so hardcore, walao eh. so many tattoos also, wapiang eh. he sings/screams as if he holds the biggest amount of wrath in his hands. and it looks so.. disgusting, eee. well, maybe those sexbands(stolen) he wears 24/7 are heavy. i hate him, go to hell, bic boy. emo kids sucks! nahhhh im joking you're not. but seriously.. nehehe.

SO. all in all. this band sucks. music sucks, especially our music. every individual one of us suck. including me as i'm a bastard with no parents, no purpose for life of course. i hate this band. i hate music. i hate everyone. i hate this whole world. i quit music. i quit this band. i just want to cut myself for i'm the midget,lapricorn, lilliputian, diminutive and hobbit in the band and i just wanna be shorter day by day. )':

yours unfaithfully,
JASPERCHAN.

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